Eviction

This week I am working on evicting the funk that has been taking up space in my home. The funk has completely invaded our lives. We're tired, moody and just unhappy. The funk has spread itself throughout our home and it's time for it to leave!


Step 1.

1. Wake up the hookers and kick them out of the house. Go to bed at a decent hour, no matter how addictive ___ tv show is.

2. Throw away all beer cans and Cheetos bags. Clean the house, attacking those eye sore clutter zones. For us, it's the bottom of the stairs, dining room table and the kitchen bar.

3. Call the job done and go back to bed. Open the blinds and let the sun shine in. (If the weather is right, open the windows for fresh air.)

4. Pretend to be an Opera singer. Sing so loud the neighbors call the police.  Put in a good, peppy cd and crank up the volume. If no one else is home sing along and dance your blues out.

5. Rinse, lather and repeat!

Extra Tips:

Do not use food to cheer yourself up.
Exercise!
Drink plenty of water and be sure to eat healthy, nutritious foods.
Call someone who is supportive and uplifting.
Blog about it!